girlfriendexchangeclub:

My favorite thing about James is his sense of humor. It’s superb. It’s perfect. It’s amazing. And in my opinion, there’s nothing sexier in this world than a man with a great sense of humor.Here are my 12 favorite examples.

12.”His name is James Valentine, he is a good friend of mine.”  ”THAT’S ME!”

11.”James Valentine likes his own photo.”

10.”I feel violated.”

9.”I’m starting over in a small town. Who’s with me?”

8.”You are such a child.” 

7.”We love Cox. There’s Cox in everything we do.”

6.“A girl grabs my arm out of that crowd and sprays perfume on my wrist and goes I WANT YOU TO SMELL LIKE ME!”

5.”I can get away with a lot more. I could do blow off a dead hooker in the middle of Sunset Boulevard and no one would care. That said, it stings when Rolling Stone crops me out of pictures.”

4. “I’m happy. I have a guitar, so I can play with myself. As I often do.”

3.”Have you ever been kidnapped? Have you ever been tied up in the back of a car?”

2.”How you doin? Name’s James Valentine. I’m the lead guitarist. You good enough for a poke?” 

1.”Growing up in Nebraska, we had the privelege of eating corn straight off the farm, and this soup tastes like it was made from corn straight off the farm.”

girlfriendexchangeclub:

My favorite thing about James is his sense of humor. It’s superb. It’s perfect. It’s amazing. And in my opinion, there’s nothing sexier in this world than a man with a great sense of humor.Here are my 12 favorite examples.

12.”His name is James Valentine, he is a good friend of mine.”  ”THAT’S ME!”

11.”James Valentine likes his own photo.”

10.”I feel violated.”

9.”I’m starting over in a small town. Who’s with me?”

8.”You are such a child.” 

7.”We love Cox. There’s Cox in everything we do.”

6.“A girl grabs my arm out of that crowd and sprays perfume on my wrist and goes I WANT YOU TO SMELL LIKE ME!”

5.”I can get away with a lot more. I could do blow off a dead hooker in the middle of Sunset Boulevard and no one would care. That said, it stings when Rolling Stone crops me out of pictures.”

4. “I’m happy. I have a guitar, so I can play with myself. As I often do.”

3.”Have you ever been kidnapped? Have you ever been tied up in the back of a car?”

2.”How you doin? Name’s James Valentine. I’m the lead guitarist. You good enough for a poke?” 

1.”Growing up in Nebraska, we had the privelege of eating corn straight off the farm, and this soup tastes like it was made from corn straight off the farm.”